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The Amazing Dimension of Rick and Morty, chapter 2
In Gumball's dimension...
Elmore Junior High. The main school of, well, Elmore. At this time, many students are right in front of it waiting for class to start. Among this group of kids includes a yellow changeling named Penny Fitzgerald, a white ghost named Carrie Krueger, a paper bear named Teri, a teal-colored balloon named Alan Keane, a multicolored fluff ball named Tobias Wilson, a cactus named Carmen, a flower named Leslie, a white cloud named Masami Yoshida, a banana nicknamed Banana Joe, a robot named Bobert, an 8-bit spider named Ocho, a black sauropod named Molly Collins, and a yellow ice cream named Sarah G. Lato.
Penny is waiting impatiently for Gumball to show up to this school. Teri notices this and asks, "Uh, Penny? Is something bothering you?"
Penny sighs and then says, "Well, Gumball and I have started writing a little story together the other day, about three hybrid creatures from another dimension that get thrown out of their home into our dimension. Now, they must o
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BH1997's You Know What's Bullshit? ep. 25
You Know What's Bullshit? Outside car music jammers!
So one day, you're just minding your own business in your own home, whether it's playing a video game, watching a movie or TV show, reading a book or magazine, cooking food, whatever. And then, out of nowhere, some random jackass will open all doors of their car and blast their music all over your general area! Why would anyone do this!? What do they gain from this!? If it's an indoor party, I get playing loud music, but there is always a time and a place for playing music, and this is NEVER one of those times and places! Do these people not understand the concept of minding your own business!? Some people even sleep during the afternoon, and here come these assholes ruining it for them especially! And, I must ask again, why even do this!? It wastes gas for your car, and just blasting music outside in general makes you look like a complete asshole who doesnlt give a shit about anyone's peacefulness! And don't even get me started on h
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Get Rekt BlueHedgehog1997
Seeing as how (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!
Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villa
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Starlights, chapter 6
Before you continue reading, I would very much appreciate it if you read the first five chapters first. If you have already read them, then you're good to go.
It's nighttime in earth, and the Starlights, along with Mark and Lily, are currently sleeping. The Starlights are sleeping in the living room while Mark and Lily are sleeping in their own rooms.
Solar is dreaming of a past event when she, at seven years old in her home dimension, was at a playground in school. All of the other kids were at the playset, swinging on the swings and going down the slides and whatnot, while Solar was at the grassland picking flowers. She then put all of the picked flowers together to create a little halo to put on her head. "Wow! I can't wait to show mom this when I get home!" She gets up and proceeds to walk towards the playset. Suddenly, she gets pushed forwards onto the ground, the halo falling off of her head and onto the grass, and then it gets picked up, which makes Solar look up and see a light
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Have I Ever Told You? episode 1
This... is Have I Ever Told You? A brand new series by yours truly where I talk about some facts about myself that I never told anyone here on deviantART, but had some interest in doing so. Sometimes it's quite sad, other times is quite cheerful.
For the first entry in this series, it's time for me to talk about something that I've actually wanted to talk about for a really long time. In the past, I've talked about things about myself that I would usually have trouble revealing to the world, but I turned out to have an easier time mentioning them than I thought I would. On June 26, 2015, I posted a picture of rainbow-colored Kirby's for LGBT Pride Month, and in the description, I had finally come out and told everyone I'm bisexual. And it just so happened to be the same exact day the United States fully legalized gay marriage nationwide. I didn't even post that picture to coincide with that event, I had actually intended on posting it and coming out after posting chapter 2 of Starlight
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The Amazing Dimension of Rick and Morty, chapter 1
In Gumball's dimension...
In the colorful and friendly town known as Elmore is a household owned by one of the most colorful families around: The Wattersons. In this house, as well as part of this family, are a light blue cat named Gumball, currently in his underwear only as he had just gotten out of his shower, and his goldfish brother Darwin, currently wearing just his white socks. Both of them are eating cereal. "Hey Darwin," Gumball started.
"Yes, Gumball?" Darwin aked.
"Did you know that both Sega AND Nintendo were asked by Sony to help them create the PlayStation?" asked Gumball.
"Huh," replied Darwin, interested."I never actually knew that."
"Yeah," Gumball started. "Sony asked Nintendo to create a Super Nintendo Entertainment System follow-up console after the SNES CD fell through, but Nintendo was already working on the Nintendo 64 at the time. So, Sony decided to ask their rival console maker, Sega, to create one for them, but this also fell through due to creative difference
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My series:

The Frustrated Fanfic Reader (new episode releasing on May 16!).

BH1997's You Know What's Bullshit? (Urge to rant about writer's block... rising... at an increasing speed!!)

Several fanfics (Sonic & Gumball, Doctor Who Invasion, etc.).

Starlights (First original story; first six chapters out now; seventh chapter coming soon!).

Gumball & Tails's Outdoor Adventures (first three chapters out now; fourth chapter coming soon!).

Have I Ever Told You? (Some interesting little facts about me, whether it's sad or cheerful)


Sonic & Gumball Fanfic Timeline (so far):
1. Sonic & Gumball: Origins.
2. Sonic & Gumball: Back In Time.
3. Sonic & Gumball: A Nightmare on Elmore Street.
4. Sonic & Gumball: Saving Santa Claus.
5. Sonic Rescues Elmore.
6. Star with Sonic & Gumball Vs. the Forces of Evil (crossover with Star Vs. the Forces of Evil).
7. Sonic & Gumball: Welcome to Zootopia! (crossover with Zootopia coming soon)
8. Gumball Watterson's Day Off (new fanfic coming soon).

A/N: Any other Sonic & Gumball fanfic is alternate universe & not part of the official Sonic & Gumball fanfic canon.


Trailer!

Out there in space, there is a different kind of dimension. One that no one outside of it has ever heard of before. There lives three hedgehog-cat hybrids; a light blue 14-year-old named Star, a red 13-year-old named Nite, & a pink 12-year-old named Solar. They are the children of two soldiers who have fought in an infamous war 40 years ago, against an evil ruler named Nebula, who has terrorized them time & time again. Now, Nebula has come to terrorize them once more, & our three heroes are chosen to kill him once & for all. They are... the Starlights!

Starlights! First six chapters out now! Seventh chapter coming soon! Only on deviantART!


PLZtoons!
Cartoons made out of PLZ accounts!


Trapped between...

:icongumballwattersonpls::iconsaysplz:*snickers*

:iconslendermanplz::iconwarp-pipe::iconshadowseizureplz::iconthewarppipe::iconljn-plz:

Did I do that?:iconsays2plz::iconrdsoawesomeplz:



The Tale of Xbox One.


May 21st, 2013...

:iconxboxoneplz::iconsaysplz:I'm the new Xbox console, called the Xbox One! I require an internet connection in order to start up, & you must pay a fee in order to play a used game on a different Xbox Live account!

Uhh... what did you say?:iconsays2plz::iconnicolewthplz:

:iconxboxoneplz::iconsaysplz: I said I require an internet connection to start up & a fee to play used games on a different Xbox Live account!

:iconnicolewattersonplz::icongunplz::iconxboxoneplz::iconexitplz:


June 6th, 2013...

:iconxboxoneplz::iconsaysplz:Okay, so you didn't approve of my intentions...

:iconawognicolerage::iconsaysplz:YES!

:iconxboxoneplz::iconsaysplz:Well, now I'll let you play games offline for only ONE hour!

NO! Bad Xbox One!:iconsays2plz::iconnicolewattersonplz::icondontstabmeplz::iconxboxoneplz:


June 19th, 2013...

:iconxboxoneplz::iconsaysplz:Fine! I'll ditch the required internet connection! I'll ditch the used game fees! I'll ditch the one-hour offline time limit! Just don't hurt me anymore!

:iconnicolerapeface::iconsaysplz:Yes! Exactly what I wanted, Xbox One!



Life of a Sad Onion.

:iconsadonionplz:

:iconashensplz::iconsaysplz:What's wrong, onion?

:iconsadonionplz::iconsaysplz:Not everything is applicable for children under three years...

:iconashensplz::iconsaysplz:Well, sometimes, not everything is good for everybody...

:iconsadonionplz::iconsaysplz:That's the problem, Ashens! *sigh* If only there was some way...

:iconashensplz::iconsaysplz:Some way to what?

:iconsadonionplz::iconsaysplz:To make everything suitable for everybody... like POP Stations...

:iconashensplz::iconsaysplz:Good grief, you realize how terribly crappy those things are!? They should be illegal, & they also make me wonder why the poeple who keep making those things are even allowed to live! They shouldn't be suitable for anybody!

:iconsadonionplz::iconsaysplz:*sigh* Then there's no way I'll ever be happy...

:iconsonic-boredplz::iconsaysplz:And that is the tale of the Sad Onion. The end.

:iconsadtailsplz::iconsaysplz:*sob* That was so sad! *cries*

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In Gumball's dimension...

Elmore Junior High. The main school of, well, Elmore. At this time, many students are right in front of it waiting for class to start. Among this group of kids includes a yellow changeling named Penny Fitzgerald, a white ghost named Carrie Krueger, a paper bear named Teri, a teal-colored balloon named Alan Keane, a multicolored fluff ball named Tobias Wilson, a cactus named Carmen, a flower named Leslie, a white cloud named Masami Yoshida, a banana nicknamed Banana Joe, a robot named Bobert, an 8-bit spider named Ocho, a black sauropod named Molly Collins, and a yellow ice cream named Sarah G. Lato.

Penny is waiting impatiently for Gumball to show up to this school. Teri notices this and asks, "Uh, Penny? Is something bothering you?"

Penny sighs and then says, "Well, Gumball and I have started writing a little story together the other day, about three hybrid creatures from another dimension that get thrown out of their home into our dimension. Now, they must overcome their fears and work with people from our dimension to save their home from an overlord that has cone back to rule it."

"Wow, that's actually quite intriguing!" Teri replied.

"It is, and I'm waiting for Gumball to show up with everything we wrote down for it. Sadly, it's 7:55 A.M. right now, and he hasn't shown up yet." Penny replied.

"Aw, don't worry, Penny, I'll cheer you up!" Banana Joe replied. "Watch me do this awesome backflip!" He stands at the sidewalk right in front of Penny waiting to jump out of his peel. "1... 2... 3!" He jumps out of his peel and is 20 feet above the ground, but then the green portal Rick opened shows up and everyone panics.

"Woah woah woah woah woah!" Rick shouts, turning the ship around to not crash into any of the kids or students. Or at least, students that are alive. He does so, and then lands on the street. He then opens the door to drop Gumball, Darwin, and Anais off. "Phew, that was a close one! Anyway, looks like this is your school, kids."

"Uh-huh!" Gumball, Darwin, and Anais all said, dropping off of the ship.

"Man, this looks like one of those weird shows that only French-born British people can come up with," Rick said quietly to himself.

"Thanks, Rick!" Gumball said cheerfully.

"I hope we see you again soon!" Darwin said cheerfully.

"I do too, kids! I do too!" Rick replied. He then closes the door, only to find Banana Joe's remains on his windshield, including his eyes and mouth.

"Uh... who... are... you..." Banana Joe asked.

Morty then turned on the windshield wipers to clean him off. "Was he-" he started.

"Shh," Rick interrupted blankly as he flew back to his dimension.

Later...

Gumball, Darwin, and Penny are all sitting at a table together during lunchtime, with Penny sitting in front of Gumball and Darwin. "So then, a portal showed up right in front of us without us even knowing it, and then, POOF! This old guy named Rick and young guy named Morty right in front of us, and we didn't even know we entered a portal!" Gumball said.

Penny sighs and asks, "Is this gonna affect our story in any way?"

"Oh, of course not, we already have the definitive outline for what happens in the plot, why change it so drastically?" Gumball asked.

As Gumball and Penny talk to each other, Darwin points at a wall and says, "Guys, look, there's a portal right there!"

Gumball gasps and says, "You're right, Darwin, that's the portal that I'm talking about! Come on, real quick!"

"But Gumb-ahh!" Penny screamed as Gumball ran while holding her hand, with Darwin running next to him.

"Relax, we'll show you exactly how we came across-" He, Darwin, and Penny all then planted against the wall.

"Ouch," they all say.

As it turns out, it was actually a poster. "Hey! Watch it, kids! I'm bringing awareness to this portal!" The poster has a picture of one of Rick's portals, looking exactly like it with the exact height and width.

Gumball stands up to this poster and shouts, "Really!? You couldn't even have captions saying, 'Beware this-' nevermind..." He walks away alongside Darwin and Penny.

An orange puppet named Rocky Robinson walks up to the poster and says. "Ooh!" He puts his right hand on it, thinking it's a portal, but he accidentally tears the middle of it, the heart, off. The poster is then unable to breath, and Rocky says, "Oh... what a rip off!" He crumples the heart up, throws it into the trash bin, and walks away.

The poster then quietly says, "You... you... f-fu... fu..." The poster then loses its ability to breath and quickly dies, losing all of the green.

Later...

After school gets done with for the day, Penny is visiting the Watterson's house and is currently in Gumball's room. It's Friday today, and Penny has permission from her parents to stay the night with Gumball. "So, Gumball, when should I be expecting these Rick and Morty people to be here?" she asked.

"Well, Rick has the teleportation device, so only time will tell when they does get here," Gumball answered. Just then, Gumball, alongside Penny and Darwin, sees a portal open, with Rick and Morty walking out of it. "Rick! Morty! You're here!" Gumball cheered. Rick then uses a scanning device on him, and Gumball asks, "Uh, what was all that about?"

"This, my feline friend, is what I call 'Identitron'. It identifies every bit of information of whoever it scans and stores it so I can not have that things about shooting you guys happen again," Rick explained.

"Oh, okay!" Gumball replied. "So, what does it say, Rick?"

"Well, it says that your full name is Gumball Tristopher Watterson," Rick starts.
"Christopher..." Gumball whines.

"You are a 12-year-old male light blue cat, born on May 3, 2011, and you're currently living with four other people, which would be your brother Darwin, sister Anais, and your parents that I haven't even met yet," Rick says. "You're bisexual, and you're currently dating someone yet to be identified."

"I'm the girl he's dating, named Penny Fitzgerald," Penny replies.

"Got ya," Rick says. "Nice to meet you by the way; my name's Rick, and this is my grandson Morty" he says.

"Hello," Morty says to Penny.

"Anyway, Gumball's height is about 5'7", weight is about 187 pounds, and his favorite things are video games, karate, food, comic books, and television," Rick ends.

"Yep, that all sounds about right!" Gumball said.

"Good, I need the data it collects to be correct," Rick said.

Gumball stopped for a moment, shivered, and then said, "Wait, let me ask you something please: Does that... collect... a 'certain kind' of data?"

"What data?" Rick asked, burping afterwards.

"You know... the 'dark' data?" Gumball said. "About my 'private' times?"

"No, this things collects general knowledge, it doesn't collect secrets," Rick answered.

"Oh thank gosh, what a relief!" Gumball said, with Darwin and Penny looking at him weird. "What?"

"But, now that you brought it up, I definitely HAVE to rework it to be able to do that," Rick said.

Gumball then freezes in fear to the point where his pupils are gone and his mouth hangs out much like Domo. He then thinks to himself, "WHY!?"

"Anywho, just wanted to see how this thing works. It was nice seeing y'all again, and to see your girlfriend for the first time! See ya later!" Rick says, walking back into the portal alongside Morty before it disappears.

"Bye!" Darwin and Penny say.

Gumball, however, is still frozen in fear. "He'll find out about my spare time!" he says.
"You're spare time?" Penny asks.

"Nothing! Nothing... Just, nothing, really..." Gumball replies, panicking.
The Amazing Dimension of Rick and Morty, chapter 2
What happens when the colorful and friendly world of Gumball crosses over with the crude and nihilistic world of Rick and Morty? Well, we'll have to find out for ourselves, aren't we? The second chapter!

The Amazing World of Gumball is owned by Cartoon Network.
Rick and Morty is owned by Williams Street.

*As a side note, I would like to dedicate this chapter to my uncle Mike, who I lived with for almost my entire lifetime, and always looked up to ever since I was very young. Which absolutely breaks my soul that I found him dead in one of our two bathrooms on February 10, 2017 due to complications from cancer at the age of 54. Farewell, my dear uncle Mike. May you rest in peace and never be forgotten. (March 8, 1962 - February 10, 2017)
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You Know What's Bullshit? Outside car music jammers!

So one day, you're just minding your own business in your own home, whether it's playing a video game, watching a movie or TV show, reading a book or magazine, cooking food, whatever. And then, out of nowhere, some random jackass will open all doors of their car and blast their music all over your general area! Why would anyone do this!? What do they gain from this!? If it's an indoor party, I get playing loud music, but there is always a time and a place for playing music, and this is NEVER one of those times and places! Do these people not understand the concept of minding your own business!? Some people even sleep during the afternoon, and here come these assholes ruining it for them especially! And, I must ask again, why even do this!? It wastes gas for your car, and just blasting music outside in general makes you look like a complete asshole who doesnlt give a shit about anyone's peacefulness! And don't even get me started on how these people generally react to you telling them to turn their shit the fuck down!

Outside car music jammers need to just go away! Their complete disrespect for anyone just minding their own business does not make them look good in any kind of way at all! Not to mention, they're Bullshit!
BH1997's You Know What's Bullshit? ep. 25
Inspired by James Rolfe's "You Know What's Bullshit?" series on Cinemassacre. Don't worry, my writer's block rant IS coming; I just need to tell these assholes to seriously turn their fucking shit down when their outside first!

You Know What's Bullshit belongs to Cinemassacre.
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Somewhere deep in BlueHedgehog1997's room, there is a treasure box. Leon Pisser opens up this treasure box and discovers a USB drive. He takes the USB drive, plugs it into his computer, and discovers the last 8 chapters of "my little pony:Adoption is magic and a bad thing" by RU771AN. "Oh yeah, I never finished this, did I?" he says to himself. "Well, now that I've found it, might as well finish it off." He then proceeds to his studio and reads what is written for these last few chapters, starting with chapters 5-8.

Last time on my little pony:Adoption is magic and a bad thing... Eli Roth humor. Yeah, masturbation, incest, main character who despises everyone, douchebaggery from others... yeah, let's just get this over with in the next two episodes.

A/N: Restarted, anyone figured out a name for this guy yet? (FFR: Shithole McFuckface) And hopefully X something soon.
I honestly cant be bothered to do normal uploads, most of these chapters are just me venting or taking the piss. (FFR: Oh, is that why you've written one of the worst main characters of all time?)
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The dream I had was fucking uneventful, although the mentally disturbing scene of Applejack fucking her trees to perform more similar and insected trees was bad enough. (Caddicarus: "Too far! Too far!")
Those fucking trees are going to fucking kill me with their fucking similarly madeness. (FFR: Damn, The Giving Tree was a lot darker than I remember!)
I woke up, half expecting the Apple family to try and rape me. Thankfully there was none of that silliness. My wings were fine and the door was shut in the same position that I shut it in my mad dash to safety. For the second time I checked that Applejack wasn't hiding in the cupboard, Big Mac was not in the shelves, Granny Smith wasn't on the ceiling and Applebloom hadn't hanged herself yet because she was ginger. (FFR: ... Okay, first of all, this fanfic would've made her hang herself, second, JESUS CHRIST! Just because of her red mane and tail!? What the hell is wrong with you!?)
"Hey its time to git up and have breakfast!". I heard Applejack knock on the door.
Breakfast as in food and not incest?. (FFR: Ech! Why did I decide to return to this shit!?)
"WHATS FOR BREAKFAST!". I shouted for the first time in my short stay at this hell hole of a farm. There was no answer so I presumed that we were having a pony sacrifice to the great god Imhotep for breakfast. (FFR: Yeah, because just having Egyptian figures in a non-Egyptian work worked so well for Gods of Egypt making them main characters)
I swung my legs over the bed and flapped my small wings before kicking open the door and proceeding downstairs with a random stick in my hoof for self defence. On the way down the stairs I crept along the wall side so the banisters wouldn't fall over or something like that.
"Morning Ginger". I remarked as Applebloom appeared. (BlueHedgehog1997: This is the equivalent of someone walking by me, a bisexual, and saying "Hello, tit-bobbing dick-taker" out of nowhere.
FFR: Exactly) Her red hair tied up in something. Despite being the same age I am much bigger, could be the drink.
Imagine if the drink does make you grow more..... (FFR: *creeped out* I hope you mean that in an Alice in Wonderland kind of way... Next chapter, please!)

A/N GOT A NAME!. Fucking awesome one aswell. (Elder Scrolls IV NPC: "I doubt it.")
Breakfast was fucking awkward, I mean how awkward can it get when a bunch of inbred motherfuckers try to feed you their inbred motherfucking food, I mean seriously, what the fuck were they fucking thinking?. (FFR: They aren't inbred! Just because they're Southern-like does NOT mean they fuck each other! Most Southern people don't do that, either!) In the end I said nothing and kept my head down while the "buckin them apple tress". (FFR: The what is buckin' them apple trees? The apples?) Did she mean "buck" as in kick or buck as in fuck them…..weird, (FFR: Don't be surprised if THIS guy wrote it.
Justin Grimm: "Ooh, faced!") anyway the conversation went on and on and fucking on until Applejack turned to me.
"So how was your night?". Those pair of green eyes stared at me. (FFR: She's not staring, she's simply looking at you, you cynical ass pony)
"Alright I guess, nothing strange happened". I replied, resting my hoofs by my side and letting the self-defence stick that I had by my side go. Admittedly Applejack is the best one of the troublesome trio of ponies that I am forced to live with now. She seems decent but…she's a fucking inbred prick so I will never like her, I hope she has hot friends that are not inbred. (FFR: Because just saying inbred over and over makes it even funnier, right? Inbreds, am I right, inbreds?)
"Ah well, ah haven't got anything important happin" today so would you like to come see mah friends?". She stumbled on her sentences, I detected nervousness.
Meet Applejacks friends?, and Rainbow Dash?, FUCK YEAH.
"Yeah Ill go, I am not that good around ponies…". I let my guard down and gazed at the floor, I am not exactly the best at social things. (FFR: I already knew that five chapters ago!) But I never bother to try anyway, I always followed Dads example at being drunk when important occasions happened. (FFR: Your dad is awful!)
"Ah ok, git yaself ready then".
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Some fucking time fucking later).
I sat down at a picnic, I SAT DOWN AT A PINIC. (FFR: ... Congratulations, I guess. *weirded out*) Standing before me was six mares, I knew one personally.
Applejack introduced them as I tried to pay attention and NOT eat the lovely food that was prepared by my blond inbred host. (FFR: Again, stop with the use of inbred!)
The first was a pink pony.
"This is Pinkie Pie, she likes to party and she is the element of Laughter"..
"HIIIII I DON'T KNOW YOU SO I WILL THROW A PARTY LATER! "The pink one practically blew my ears off as fireworks exploded out of nowhere.
I don't remember selling this one drugs…., I think I also know where the laughter comes from…..ugh. (FFR: *groans* Can we get Wabuu over here instead of this guy!? He's at least awful in a funny way!
Wabuu: "All of the animals are so stupid, he he he he!")
Mare number two was a purple coloured female with a horn. (FFR: I'm pretty sure they're ALL females... unless one of them turns out to be genderfluid or something)
"This is Twilight Sparkle. The element of magic".
"Hi I hope you like reading, because I live in a library".
Are you supposed to be outdoors?, and I cant fucking read either you stupid cunt. (FFR: How are you even able to see words on like boards and stuff, then!?)
"Hi nice to meet you, and I cant read anyway". I replied with the biggest smile that I could muster, fucking hell I probably looked like a upside down rainbow with the colours.
The next one was a very sexually appealing Unicorn.
She introduced herself and with a flick of that mane(which costs I bet). (FFR: Which costs...?)
"Good morning darling!, I am Rarity. The element of Generosity".
If you ever want a good fuck buddy then I'm in, Rarity is wank material. (FFR: Great, fanfic, thanks for telling me that RU771AN visits sites like Paheal and e621!)
The next pony didn't say anything and hid behind a bush, I guess she saw my raging errection. (FFR: *facepalm*)
The last one of the six was the one that I had masturbating while drunk. (FFR: Thanks, RU771AN, we TOTALLY needed a reminder from the last time I read this... *disgusted*)
"The names Rainbow Dash, greatest flyer in all of Equestria!. Since you a awesome Pegasus like me then I guess we can go flying sometime".
If I can watch you fail to pleasure yourself then sure. (FFR: Even Carter Grant from Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse is telling you to shut the fuck up! Review of that movie coming next month, by the way)
"Sure, as long as we can get vodka or something afterwards". I casually said, noticing the look on her face when I said "Vodka". (FFR: *acts as Rainbow Dash* Yeah, you're no Rick Sanchez)
The next few moments were spent in a fucking awkward fashion until Rarity came to the rescue.
"So darling,Applejack tells me she doesn't even know your name?".
I swear I am going to either die from a raging hard on or the prettiness of this girl. (FFR: Fuck me in the ass with a bulldozer and call me Felicia, SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS SHIT!!!! STOP WITH THE ERECTION LINES, YOU ASSOHOLIC BITCH! Thumbs up if you like Sonic, btw)
"Why do you want to know?". I asked, not really bothered if they knew my name or not.
"Because I like to know ponies names…especially male ones". Rarity winked her eyelashes for good measure and that did the trick.
"The names Valorise, nice to meet you". (FFR: *bursts out into laughter for a solid minute, trying so hard let the idea of such a name as Valorise trying to being taken seriously by everyone that even THINKS about reading this abomination, and then asking BlueHedgehog1997 to move on to the next chapter before he shits out his lower intestines from laughter*)

So after a few hours of mindless eating and drinking. Listening to the useless shit the mare six say on a daily basis. I have finished my analysis of them.
Twilight Sparkle: Only ever goes out of her house on dire circumstances, wouldn't know anything about sex until a cock pokes her in the vagina and even then she would have to look it up in a book. Very nerdy and scared of anything which cant be found in a book. (FFR: Twilight Sparkle isn't THAT much of a bookworm! To be fair, though, the nook Twilight probably prevented her from going that high. And then she probably found out about Fifty Shades of Grey)
Pinkie Pie: Is a psychopathic nut job who takes drugs, too much sugar and is addicted to partying. She said about throwing me on but I asked "Is there any alcohol+sex" she said no. So FUCK HER but no sexually. Im serious, I don't want AIDs from her. (FFR: And welcome to three decades ago with this humor! Fuck, even then, this would suck!)
Fluttershy: I recently discovered who the mare was. Is a timid one who just cant ask anypony for sex. If she does have "sex" then I have a feeling the moment she gets penetrated then a heart attack will most likely happen. (Note to self DO NOT FUCK). (FFR: Why the fuck does this shit need to be ALL about sex!? That's just... wrong! On so many motherfucking levels, yo!)
Applejack: Imbred, that's all I can say really. (FFR: Because if it wasn't funny the first twenty times, the next eighty times will be a lot funnier!)
Rarity: A gorgeous pony who doesn't go out much, but Im willing for that to happen so along as I can stare at her flank. I wouldn't mind a one night stand either… (FFR: *continuing with all the sex talk* STOP!!!!)
Rainbow Dash: Help me I have got a errection, this one is too sexy to not fap to. A Pegasus like me, doubtlessly faster and engrossed in her own ego. And she is bad at
self pleasure, but I reckon I can help her with that. (Detective Kimble: "SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!")
Excuse me I need to talk to this orange coloured Pegasus filly. (FFR: Well, at least this chapter was short. Anyway, onto the next one)

Apparently I have met the "President of the Rainbow Dash fanclub". This "President" is a orange Pegasus filly with small wings and a tight arse. Obviously the bit I am looking at right now is her face and purple mane as she blabbers on about wanting to fuck Rainbow Dashes brains out. (FFR: Are you sure you're not just staring at her ass like you always do? That would explain you mishearing what this president likely said) I wouldn't mind staring at her arse though. It is more attractive and entertaining then listening to Scootaloo. (FFR: Speak of the devil... *poster for the movie Devil shows up* That doesn't count!)
"So I saw her do this totally AWESOME FLIP and then to make even more COOLER she whips round a cloud!". The purple maned filly bounced up and down on the spot as she excitedly described what seemed to be the FUCKING FIFTHEITH TIME. I swear that if she doesn't fucking shut up then I will have deck this usless cunt of a filly and then fuck her up the arse. (FFR: *acts as Valorise* "Because I want someone to hit me in the face with a sled" *normal self* To be fair though, we're only reading from THIS pony's perspective, not the purple filly's, so who knows if she IS that annoying)
Wait, did I just think that?. Fucking hell dude, you need to calm down and have a cup of shut the fuck up. (FFR: *smiles while Hallelujah is playing* FINALLY! HE'S TELLING HIMSELF TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! WE FINZLLY HAVE REDEEMABILITY!! YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH, BABY!!!! And, who knows, maybe the fanfic will be good for-)
Agreed. These fangirls get on my nerves so much.
"Can we talk about something else?". I said something for once.
"I dunno". Mrs Dumbass replied and I facehoofed. (FFR: *happiness turns to anger, raising both middle fingers and all* FUCK YOU, DICK!!!!!!!!)
FOR FUCKS SAKE IF ITS ABOUT RAINBOW DASH I AM GOING TO SERIOUSLY BEND YOU OVER AND…..
"Lets talk about Rainbow Dash!".
What has been done will never be undone. (FFR: Well, this IS a fanclub, what did you THINK was gonna happen!?)
What was once tight is no longer.
"HEY! What are you doing!". She screamed as I bent her over. For a few seconds she was going to resists until I slammed into her arse. She enjoyed it I think.
"Doing you a favour". I replied.
"Get your head out of Rainbow Dashes arse and come get some". (FFR: *covers face as he gets a migraine* Oh my god...)
~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N Okay this was a little dark but....WHO CARES. (FFR: Anyone sane enough to find this fanfic fucking detestable!)

Well, at least we're at the home stretch here, and we can finally get rid of this fanfic from our minds after two and a half years! Will Valorise finally get what he deserves? Will he finally stop thinking about sex? Can it possibly get any worse from here? Find out next time on The Frustrated Fanfic Reader! Episode 37 releasing May 16! Only on deviantART
The Frustrated Fanfic Reader, episode 36
The thirty-sixth episode of the Frustrated Fanfic Reader! Good fanfic writing is magic... bad fanfic writing is a bad thing! Part 4 of this multi-episode review!

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is owned by Hasbro.
"my little pony:Adoption is magic and a bad thing" is owned by RU771AN.


Certain parts of MST from:

Caddicarus: "Too far!" from his Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys video.
Shel Silverstein: The Giving Tree.
Summit Entertainment: Gods of Egypt.
Lewis Carol: Alice in Wonderland.
Lionsgate: Cabin Fever.
Dingo Pictures: Wabuu the Raccoon.
Paheal.
e621.
Paramount Pictures: Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse.
Williams Street: Rick and Morty (Rick Sanchez).
I Hate Everything: The assoholic bitch running gag.
Eric Merry: The assoholic bitch tweet.
Sega: Sonic the Hedgehog.
Stephanie Meyer: Twilight.
E. L. James: Fifty Shades of Grey.
Universal Pictures: Kindergarten Cop (Detective John Kimble), Devil (2010 M. Night Shyamalan film).
Tekraider: Don't Watch An Anime Called Boku (So wrong on so many motherfucking levels, yo!).
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Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

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Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
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It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
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Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
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Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
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Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
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Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

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Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

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We are number one, hey!
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Villain number one!

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Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
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Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

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Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
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Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

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We are number one, hey, hey!) wanted to do was see (It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
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Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

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NO WAIT *static*). So he and his character (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!) got on a flight to see him (LONG CAT
What's happening?
Someone set us up the bomb
Getting REKT yo
Can we has cheezburgers?
All them kouhais getting Rick Roll'd
Let's go

GET REKT

Long cat is fucking long
Will it ever stop?
OMG

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Can I has cheezburgers?
Plz, haters gonna hate
OP here, let's count to ten, come on!

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Shoop da whoop, imma firin mah lazor
You're samefagging the thread again
NOKO

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Very doge, such doge, much doge
Plz call 99999999999999
Doge

Nyan cat?
What is this, 9gag?
Am I right?

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Twerking to Harlem Shake, bitches
This shit's going viral on YouTube

GET REKT

Mario, look, a new song NANDA!? did
But Luigi, it's-a-crap

GET REKT

Trololo-lolo lo-lolo lo-lolo
Aw yeah, the new Rick Roll

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My name is Boxxy
I'm not trolling, I'm Boxxy, you see

Okay, okay okay
Nearly there
Just gotta breathe, hold on

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It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4]) was visiting his older brother (It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4]) for the day and was just coming back from the convenience store. He was just heading back to his brother’s house when (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!) both jumped out from behind some bushes.

“Hello, (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.).” Grinned (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!) with his gun drawn.

“Holy shit! It’s you, (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!)." (It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4]) cried putting his hands in the air.

“Damn straight it is.” (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!) smiled.

“We’ve come to (LONG CAT
What's happening?
Someone set us up the bomb
Getting REKT yo
Can we has cheezburgers?
All them kouhais getting Rick Roll'd
Let's go

GET REKT

Long cat is fucking long
Will it ever stop?
OMG

GET REKT

Can I has cheezburgers?
Plz, haters gonna hate
OP here, let's count to ten, come on!

GET REKT

Shoop da whoop, imma firin mah lazor
You're samefagging the thread again
NOKO

GET REKT

Very doge, such doge, much doge
Plz call 99999999999999
Doge

Nyan cat?
What is this, 9gag?
Am I right?

GET REKT

Twerking to Harlem Shake, bitches
This shit's going viral on YouTube

GET REKT

Mario, look, a new song NANDA!? did
But Luigi, it's-a-crap

GET REKT

Trololo-lolo lo-lolo lo-lolo
Aw yeah, the new Rick Roll

GET REKT

My name is Boxxy
I'm not trolling, I'm Boxxy, you see

Okay, okay okay
Nearly there
Just gotta breathe, hold on

GET REKT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

GET REKT

How's it going bros, I'm PewDiePie
Oh no, it's REK-it Ralf
Fuck

Get turned up to death!

PewDiePie, GET REKT
Ylvis, GET REKT
GamerGate, GET REKT
Left shark, GET REKT

Freddy Fazbear, GET REKT
Pizza, GET REKT
Kinda Funny, GET REKT
Cumberbatch, GET REKT

Lannisters, GET REKT
Heisenberg, GET REKT
Underwood, GET REKT
Kim Jong-Un, GET REKT

Spyro 3, GET REKT
Don Krieg, GET REKT
Britta, GET REKT
NANDA!?, GET REKT

NO WAIT *static*) you.” Grinned (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!).

“But then we decided we might torture you a little bit, first.” Smiled (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!).

“Torture in what way?” asked (It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4]).

“You’re going to come with us, you’re going to delete your (According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.) account, and (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.)!”

“If you do it, we might spare your life.” Smiled (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!).

“I take nothing back about Pokémon. People need to know the cruel reality of what would happen if they really existed. I'll play the games regardless, but the anime is (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.). And just what is being a Pokémon master? A big trophy and a congratulations, you did it? They explain nothing about it! And (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.)!”

“How DARE you! You….you (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.)! ” (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!) growled.

“No more second chances. Let’s (LONG CAT
What's happening?
Someone set us up the bomb
Getting REKT yo
Can we has cheezburgers?
All them kouhais getting Rick Roll'd
Let's go

GET REKT

Long cat is fucking long
Will it ever stop?
OMG

GET REKT

Can I has cheezburgers?
Plz, haters gonna hate
OP here, let's count to ten, come on!

GET REKT

Shoop da whoop, imma firin mah lazor
You're samefagging the thread again
NOKO

GET REKT

Very doge, such doge, much doge
Plz call 99999999999999
Doge

Nyan cat?
What is this, 9gag?
Am I right?

GET REKT

Twerking to Harlem Shake, bitches
This shit's going viral on YouTube

GET REKT

Mario, look, a new song NANDA!? did
But Luigi, it's-a-crap

GET REKT

Trololo-lolo lo-lolo lo-lolo
Aw yeah, the new Rick Roll

GET REKT

My name is Boxxy
I'm not trolling, I'm Boxxy, you see

Okay, okay okay
Nearly there
Just gotta breathe, hold on

GET REKT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

GET REKT

How's it going bros, I'm PewDiePie
Oh no, it's REK-it Ralf
Fuck

Get turned up to death!

PewDiePie, GET REKT
Ylvis, GET REKT
GamerGate, GET REKT
Left shark, GET REKT

Freddy Fazbear, GET REKT
Pizza, GET REKT
Kinda Funny, GET REKT
Cumberbatch, GET REKT

Lannisters, GET REKT
Heisenberg, GET REKT
Underwood, GET REKT
Kim Jong-Un, GET REKT

Spyro 3, GET REKT
Don Krieg, GET REKT
Britta, GET REKT
NANDA!?, GET REKT

NO WAIT *static*) this (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.)!” (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!) said to (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!).

“Uh….Don’t look behind you.” (It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4]) then said.

“Yeh…right….you really think we’re that (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.)?” (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!) smiled.

“Is that the best you can do? Do you really think we’re gonna fall for that?” (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!) grinned.

“I’m kinda hoping on it!” (It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4]) smiled.

WHACK!

SMACK!

(Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!) had been knocked out, (It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4])’s brother (It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4]) and his sister in law (It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4]), stood. (It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4]) was holding a spade, while (It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4]) was holding a baseball bat.

“You O.K (It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4])?" his brother asked.

“Fine, thanks so much big brother!”

“Who are these two?” (It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4]) asked.

“Let’s just say, I haven’t always been careful with what I’ve said and I’ve made a couple of enemies.”

“What should we do with them?” asked (It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4]).

“I’ve had enough of them constantly making fun of me on the internet. Here’s what we’ll do.”

(It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4]) threw (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!)’s bodies into the river where they (LONG CAT
What's happening?
Someone set us up the bomb
Getting REKT yo
Can we has cheezburgers?
All them kouhais getting Rick Roll'd
Let's go

GET REKT

Long cat is fucking long
Will it ever stop?
OMG

GET REKT

Can I has cheezburgers?
Plz, haters gonna hate
OP here, let's count to ten, come on!

GET REKT

Shoop da whoop, imma firin mah lazor
You're samefagging the thread again
NOKO

GET REKT

Very doge, such doge, much doge
Plz call 99999999999999
Doge

Nyan cat?
What is this, 9gag?
Am I right?

GET REKT

Twerking to Harlem Shake, bitches
This shit's going viral on YouTube

GET REKT

Mario, look, a new song NANDA!? did
But Luigi, it's-a-crap

GET REKT

Trololo-lolo lo-lolo lo-lolo
Aw yeah, the new Rick Roll

GET REKT

My name is Boxxy
I'm not trolling, I'm Boxxy, you see

Okay, okay okay
Nearly there
Just gotta breathe, hold on

GET REKT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

GET REKT

How's it going bros, I'm PewDiePie
Oh no, it's REK-it Ralf
Fuck

Get turned up to death!

PewDiePie, GET REKT
Ylvis, GET REKT
GamerGate, GET REKT
Left shark, GET REKT

Freddy Fazbear, GET REKT
Pizza, GET REKT
Kinda Funny, GET REKT
Cumberbatch, GET REKT

Lannisters, GET REKT
Heisenberg, GET REKT
Underwood, GET REKT
Kim Jong-Un, GET REKT

Spyro 3, GET REKT
Don Krieg, GET REKT
Britta, GET REKT
NANDA!?, GET REKT

NO WAIT *static*). Well just (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!) (LONG CAT
What's happening?
Someone set us up the bomb
Getting REKT yo
Can we has cheezburgers?
All them kouhais getting Rick Roll'd
Let's go

GET REKT

Long cat is fucking long
Will it ever stop?
OMG

GET REKT

Can I has cheezburgers?
Plz, haters gonna hate
OP here, let's count to ten, come on!

GET REKT

Shoop da whoop, imma firin mah lazor
You're samefagging the thread again
NOKO

GET REKT

Very doge, such doge, much doge
Plz call 99999999999999
Doge

Nyan cat?
What is this, 9gag?
Am I right?

GET REKT

Twerking to Harlem Shake, bitches
This shit's going viral on YouTube

GET REKT

Mario, look, a new song NANDA!? did
But Luigi, it's-a-crap

GET REKT

Trololo-lolo lo-lolo lo-lolo
Aw yeah, the new Rick Roll

GET REKT

My name is Boxxy
I'm not trolling, I'm Boxxy, you see

Okay, okay okay
Nearly there
Just gotta breathe, hold on

GET REKT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

GET REKT

How's it going bros, I'm PewDiePie
Oh no, it's REK-it Ralf
Fuck

Get turned up to death!

PewDiePie, GET REKT
Ylvis, GET REKT
GamerGate, GET REKT
Left shark, GET REKT

Freddy Fazbear, GET REKT
Pizza, GET REKT
Kinda Funny, GET REKT
Cumberbatch, GET REKT

Lannisters, GET REKT
Heisenberg, GET REKT
Underwood, GET REKT
Kim Jong-Un, GET REKT

Spyro 3, GET REKT
Don Krieg, GET REKT
Britta, GET REKT
NANDA!?, GET REKT

NO WAIT *static*). (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!) woke up, but then (It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4]) kicked (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!) in the face repeatedly that (LONG CAT
What's happening?
Someone set us up the bomb
Getting REKT yo
Can we has cheezburgers?
All them kouhais getting Rick Roll'd
Let's go

GET REKT

Long cat is fucking long
Will it ever stop?
OMG

GET REKT

Can I has cheezburgers?
Plz, haters gonna hate
OP here, let's count to ten, come on!

GET REKT

Shoop da whoop, imma firin mah lazor
You're samefagging the thread again
NOKO

GET REKT

Very doge, such doge, much doge
Plz call 99999999999999
Doge

Nyan cat?
What is this, 9gag?
Am I right?

GET REKT

Twerking to Harlem Shake, bitches
This shit's going viral on YouTube

GET REKT

Mario, look, a new song NANDA!? did
But Luigi, it's-a-crap

GET REKT

Trololo-lolo lo-lolo lo-lolo
Aw yeah, the new Rick Roll

GET REKT

My name is Boxxy
I'm not trolling, I'm Boxxy, you see

Okay, okay okay
Nearly there
Just gotta breathe, hold on

GET REKT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

GET REKT

How's it going bros, I'm PewDiePie
Oh no, it's REK-it Ralf
Fuck

Get turned up to death!

PewDiePie, GET REKT
Ylvis, GET REKT
GamerGate, GET REKT
Left shark, GET REKT

Freddy Fazbear, GET REKT
Pizza, GET REKT
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NANDA!?, GET REKT

NO WAIT *static*) along with bits of his broken glasses. (It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4]) then ripped his balls off his body and shoved them up his ass.

"Whoa! Somebody's got anger issues!" His brother cried.

"You bet." (It's the Nutshack! [Yee, yee]
It's the Nutshack! [What he say?]
It's the Nutshack! [Oh yes! Yeeeah]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey, I'm in that shit!]
It's the Nutshack! [Don't forget ya boy Angel]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack!]
It's the Nutshack! [It's the Nutshack...]
It's the Nutshack! [Hey!]
It's the Nutshack! [This beat's knockin'!]
It's the Nutshack! [Wow!]
It's the Nutshack!

Phil's from the 'Sco, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin', neither!
Shakin' like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin', son?

It's the Nutshack! [x4]) grinned evilly. "(LONG CAT
What's happening?
Someone set us up the bomb
Getting REKT yo
Can we has cheezburgers?
All them kouhais getting Rick Roll'd
Let's go

GET REKT

Long cat is fucking long
Will it ever stop?
OMG

GET REKT

Can I has cheezburgers?
Plz, haters gonna hate
OP here, let's count to ten, come on!

GET REKT

Shoop da whoop, imma firin mah lazor
You're samefagging the thread again
NOKO

GET REKT

Very doge, such doge, much doge
Plz call 99999999999999
Doge

Nyan cat?
What is this, 9gag?
Am I right?

GET REKT

Twerking to Harlem Shake, bitches
This shit's going viral on YouTube

GET REKT

Mario, look, a new song NANDA!? did
But Luigi, it's-a-crap

GET REKT

Trololo-lolo lo-lolo lo-lolo
Aw yeah, the new Rick Roll

GET REKT

My name is Boxxy
I'm not trolling, I'm Boxxy, you see

Okay, okay okay
Nearly there
Just gotta breathe, hold on

GET REKT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

GET REKT

How's it going bros, I'm PewDiePie
Oh no, it's REK-it Ralf
Fuck

Get turned up to death!

PewDiePie, GET REKT
Ylvis, GET REKT
GamerGate, GET REKT
Left shark, GET REKT

Freddy Fazbear, GET REKT
Pizza, GET REKT
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Heisenberg, GET REKT
Underwood, GET REKT
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Spyro 3, GET REKT
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Britta, GET REKT
NANDA!?, GET REKT

NO WAIT *static*), (Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!).......Seriously the (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.) is the biggest (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.) I know. He bad mouths people's (According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.) yet the (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.) makes (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.) crossover (According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.) with characters that (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.). His (According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.) (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.) himself."

THE END.
Get Rekt BlueHedgehog1997
(Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!) , if you're planning to reply to this go ahead, I'll (LONG CAT
What's happening?
Someone set us up the bomb
Getting REKT yo
Can we has cheezburgers?
All them kouhais getting Rick Roll'd
Let's go

GET REKT

Long cat is fucking long
Will it ever stop?
OMG

GET REKT

Can I has cheezburgers?
Plz, haters gonna hate
OP here, let's count to ten, come on!

GET REKT

Shoop da whoop, imma firin mah lazor
You're samefagging the thread again
NOKO

GET REKT

Very doge, such doge, much doge
Plz call 99999999999999
Doge

Nyan cat?
What is this, 9gag?
Am I right?

GET REKT

Twerking to Harlem Shake, bitches
This shit's going viral on YouTube

GET REKT

Mario, look, a new song NANDA!? did
But Luigi, it's-a-crap

GET REKT

Trololo-lolo lo-lolo lo-lolo
Aw yeah, the new Rick Roll

GET REKT

My name is Boxxy
I'm not trolling, I'm Boxxy, you see

Okay, okay okay
Nearly there
Just gotta breathe, hold on

GET REKT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

GET REKT

How's it going bros, I'm PewDiePie
Oh no, it's REK-it Ralf
Fuck

Get turned up to death!

PewDiePie, GET REKT
Ylvis, GET REKT
GamerGate, GET REKT
Left shark, GET REKT

Freddy Fazbear, GET REKT
Pizza, GET REKT
Kinda Funny, GET REKT
Cumberbatch, GET REKT

Lannisters, GET REKT
Heisenberg, GET REKT
Underwood, GET REKT
Kim Jong-Un, GET REKT

Spyro 3, GET REKT
Don Krieg, GET REKT
Britta, GET REKT
NANDA!?, GET REKT

NO WAIT *static*) satisflyed that you're (LONG CAT
What's happening?
Someone set us up the bomb
Getting REKT yo
Can we has cheezburgers?
All them kouhais getting Rick Roll'd
Let's go

GET REKT

Long cat is fucking long
Will it ever stop?
OMG

GET REKT

Can I has cheezburgers?
Plz, haters gonna hate
OP here, let's count to ten, come on!

GET REKT

Shoop da whoop, imma firin mah lazor
You're samefagging the thread again
NOKO

GET REKT

Very doge, such doge, much doge
Plz call 99999999999999
Doge

Nyan cat?
What is this, 9gag?
Am I right?

GET REKT

Twerking to Harlem Shake, bitches
This shit's going viral on YouTube

GET REKT

Mario, look, a new song NANDA!? did
But Luigi, it's-a-crap

GET REKT

Trololo-lolo lo-lolo lo-lolo
Aw yeah, the new Rick Roll

GET REKT

My name is Boxxy
I'm not trolling, I'm Boxxy, you see

Okay, okay okay
Nearly there
Just gotta breathe, hold on

GET REKT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

GET REKT

How's it going bros, I'm PewDiePie
Oh no, it's REK-it Ralf
Fuck

Get turned up to death!

PewDiePie, GET REKT
Ylvis, GET REKT
GamerGate, GET REKT
Left shark, GET REKT

Freddy Fazbear, GET REKT
Pizza, GET REKT
Kinda Funny, GET REKT
Cumberbatch, GET REKT

Lannisters, GET REKT
Heisenberg, GET REKT
Underwood, GET REKT
Kim Jong-Un, GET REKT

Spyro 3, GET REKT
Don Krieg, GET REKT
Britta, GET REKT
NANDA!?, GET REKT

NO WAIT *static*) in this (According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.).

Oh yeah, I'm immature, but it makes me feel good!

(Are you, uh, a real villain?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase the superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be carful not to make a sound! [Shh!]
No, don't touch that!
Ahh!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one [x2]
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha- *gasp* What are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain number one!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one [x2]
We are number one, hey, hey!) has to be the (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.) person I know, he claims he makes (According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.) because he wants people to make better (According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.) in the future, well he (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.), I refuse to believe being constantly swore at and insulted at is being helped. And he (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.) in his criticism. He claims Pokemon is spelt Pok'emon. Wrong, it's spelt Pokémon  People write it as Pokemon because there's no é on a keyboard. So you spell it wrong too. He also says PETA wouldn't care what you do with Pokémon, when there actually exists a game called Pokémon Black and Blue even if they wouldn't care what about other animal rights groups? He goes into almost no detail why my theories are false leaving me no different than what I believe. He also makes (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.) (According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.) himself. Writing (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.) , (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.) crossover (According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.) with characters that (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.).

If you're hurt about capital letters, all you have to do is politely tell me and I can correct it. I'm always willing to correct capital letters, grammar and spelling mistakes.

And that's exactly what I did so now (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.). Really, what a (I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.) himself.

To see what I think about (According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.) in general, you can read my (According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.) "(According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.)."






















Ha! Got you! April Fool's! :XD:
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I Got A Nintendo Switch!
After about two-to-three weeks of being away because of a recent tragedy some of you may have heard about, I come back with this picture of a Nintendo Switch I just got at its Midnight release! At my local GameStop, they had six extra consoles to give away, and my brother and I managed to be the very last people to get one for me! I've been playing this since the time I got it (with sleep and other stuff in between, of course; it's not like I played it non-stop for seventeen hours), and I've never been so happy to get a brand new console since the Wii U! :D

As you can see, I have the neon-colored Nintendo Switch (which is actually the one I wanted because I felt the need to add some color to my black and white home console collection [Nintendo 64, Sega Dreamcast, PlayStation 2 & 3, Xbox 360, Wii, and Wii U]), a 128 GB Micro-SD card so I can have plenty of storage to start out, and a copy of Super Bomberman R, which I have been playing for quite a while! Definitely a great comeback for the white bomber! :D I also got The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild digitally (because cartridges are sold out as of writing this), but I haven't been able to download it due to some Nintendo Network email issues. I did, however, manage to get it all resolved, and it is currently downloading as I write this! I'll update this picture after I play this game long enough to tell you what I think of it! :D

Everything shown here is owned by:
Nintendo: Nintendo Switch.
Konami: Super Bomberman R.
SanDisk: My MicroSD card.



UPDATE from March 14, 2017: About time I talk about The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on the Nintendo Switch, and my god did Nintendo outdo themselves this time! I mean, I was expecting this to be an excellent game, but little did I know that it would actually end up being the best console launch game of all time! An open world Zelda game with survival elements mixed in, complete with a fully explorable map that my brother once described as being as large as The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim? That right there sounds like a system seller to me! As I'm writing this, it is currently the highest rated game on GameRankings, with a score of 97.78, as well as the fifth highest rated game on Metacritic, with a 97, and it is not hard to see why! If you are able to get a hold of a Nintendo Switch (or if you're a Wii U owner who can't get a Switch, but really, REALLY want to play Zelda), then you MUST! PLAY! THIS! :D
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Hello everyone! You might know me from Fanfiction.net! Here' I'll be publishing some of my fanfics from that site onto this site, MSTs on fanfics that I really don't like, & other fun stuff! I hope you enjoy what I do! If you have any questions, ask me in notes or comments, & I'll gladly answer. This is BlueHedgehog1997, speeding out!

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Happy birthday.
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BlueHedgehog1997 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much! :D
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Mobian-Storyteller Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
No problem XD
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TARDIS1039 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2016
Happy Birthday!
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BlueHedgehog1997 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much! :D
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masonicon Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2016  Student General Artist
Do you know anything about Digimon, Kingdom hearts, and Warhammer 40k?
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BlueHedgehog1997 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 24, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, I have heard of those three franchises.

The first Kingdom Hearts was one of the very first PlayStation 2 games I've played, and I've also played most of the other games in the series (Kingdom Hearts II, Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, etc.) That series is amazing! My favorite in the series has to be Kingdom Hearts II, which I've spent more hours playing than I was even allowed to on certain days, going an entire day at one point! The only other game I recall doing that with when I was younger was Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Wii!

The Digimon anime series is another series I'm fond of, ever since I first saw it on Jetix (back when Toon Disney was a thing). This was one of a handful of animes I watched constantly as a kid, alongside Dragon Ball Z, Sonic X, Pok'emon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Zatch Bell, Mobile Suit Gundam, Kirby: Right Back At Ya, Naruto, and even Case Closed! I haven't seen it in a while, but I would totally watch that series again! I also had a lot of fun playing Digimon World Dawn for the Nintendo DS!

And as for Warhammer 40K, I never really did experience it for myself, but I have seen the tabletop games at my local comic shop, and I have seen trailers and commercials for the PC games. I just never really had the time or money to invest in one of the tabletop games or a PC powerful enough to run the video games. Looks pretty cool, though,
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masonicon Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2016  Student General Artist
So what do you think about crossover between Digimon, Teen Titans(refers to 2003-2006 animated series only, not that 2013-present Cartoon named Teen Titans Go), Pokemon(refers to anime only), Kingdom Hearts, Happy Tree Friends, Mario, Sonic, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, and Warhammer 40000?
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